Once there was a little island country. The land of this country was thetiny island itself. The total money in circulation was 2 dollars as therewere only two pieces of 1 dollar coins circulating around.
1) There were 3 citizens living on this island country. A owned the land. Band C each owned 1 dollar.
2) B decided to purchase the land from A for 1 dollar. So, now A and C own 1dollar each while B owned a piece of land that is worth 1 dollar.
* The net asset of the country now = 3 dollars.
3) Now C thought that since there is only one piece of land in the country,and land is non producible asset, its value must definitely go up. So, heborrowed 1 dollar from A, and together with his own 1 dollar, he bought theland from B for 2 dollars.
*A has a loan to C of 1 dollar, so his net asset is 1 dollar.
* B sold his land and got 2 dollars, so his net asset is 2 dollars.
* C owned the piece of land worth 2 dollars but with his 1 dollar debt to A,his net residual asset is 1 dollar.* Thus, the net asset of the country = 4 dollars.
4) A saw that the land he once owned has risen in value. He regretted havingsold it. Luckily, he has a 1 dollar loan to C. He then borrowed 2 dollarsfrom B and acquired the land back from C for 3 dollars. The payment is by 2dollars cash (which he borrowed) and cancellation of the 1 dollar loan to C.As a result, A now owned a piece of land that is worth 3 dollars. But sincehe owed B 2 dollars, his net asset is 1 dollar.
* B loaned 2 dollars to A. So his net asset is 2 dollars.
* C now has the 2 coins. His net asset is also 2 dollars.
* The net asset of the country = 5 dollars. A bubble is building up.
5) B saw that the value of land kept rising. He also wanted to own theland. So he bought the land from A for 4 dollars. The payment is byborrowing 2 dollars from C, and cancellation of his 2 dollars loan to A.
* As a result, A has got his debt cleared and he got the 2 coins. His netasset is 2 dollars.
* B owned a piece of land that is worth 4 dollars, but since he has a debtof 2 dollars with C, his net Asset is 2 dollars.
* C loaned 2 dollars to B, so his net asset is 2 dollars.
* The net asset of the country = 6 dollars; even though, the country hasonly one piece of land and 2 Dollars in circulation.
6) Everybody has made money and everybody felt happy and prosperous.
7) One day an evil wind blew, and an evil thought came to C's mind. "Hey,what if the land price stop going up, how could B repay my loan. There isonly 2 dollars in circulation, and, I think after all the land that B ownsis worth at most only 1 dollar, and no more."
8) A also thought the same way.
9) Nobody wanted to buy land anymore.
* So, in the end, A owns the 2 dollar coins, his net asset is 2 dollars.
* B owed C 2 dollars and the land he owned which he thought worth 4 dollarsis now 1 dollar. So his net asset is only 1 dollar.
* C has a loan of 2 dollars to B. But it is a bad debt. Although his netasset is still 2 dollars, his Heart is palpitating.
* The net asset of the country = 3 dollars again.
10) So, who has stolen the 3 dollars from the country ? Of course, beforethe bubble burst B thought his land was worth 4 dollars. Actually, rightbefore the collapse, the net asset of the country was 6 dollars on paper.B's net asset is still 2 dollars, his heart is palpitating.
11) B had no choice but to declare bankruptcy. C as to relinquish his 2dollars bad debt to B, but in return he acquired the land which is worth 1dollar now.
* A owns the 2 coins, his net asset is 2 dollars.
* B is bankrupt, his net asset is 0 dollar. ( he lost everything )
* C got no choice but end up with a land worth only 1 dollar
* The net asset of the country = 3 dollars.
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10 comments:
Now i know why am always bankrupt...Its bcoz of the A's and the C's... PHEW!!!
Nice story.. Your own creation?
But what about the RBI and FDIs... I guess C would have never thought of increasing land price widout hoping for RBI to increase cash flow or some FDIs into the Island!
No no I am not one of those jerks analyzing funny stories.. was supposed to comment.. decided to rather be a lil' logical!
How is haddi doing?
Hey Arch...Mr."Not one of those jerks" decided to be logical and put ur entry in the "funny story" category...And after careful analysis figured ur A,B and C'swere absolutely illogical, stupid and funny
They should have built a boat and should have gone on an expedition to look out for financial consultants on other islands and check with RBI if they could afford a motor boat for the expedition....:) ;) :)
oh my God!! with the Al Pacino accent..
So u gals gang up or something.. 'blogger chicks' or some other name?
The funniest thing in prior comment was ":);):)".. I mean explosion of emotions.. Awesome...
When one tries to develop an analogy it should be as much closer to the truth as possible..! I hope 'Arch' is not as 'defensive' of her own article (which is nice as I said at the very beginning)as her gang member is!
:);):);) ...expressive Jat!
LOL !!! luks like a der s sum cold war happein in ma blog ...not bad ma blog s real livly...he he ..
Hey jat:
dis island doesn belong 2 india n so no RBI n also der s no foreign investments happenin n so no FDI....SAVY ???
haddi s doin gud as usual..he had been silently watchin d blog ...sud get him in ..wat say jat ?
Hey Rajn:
I hope i hav ansd Mr."Not one of those jerks" in a logical way ..wat say dude ??
N u bankrupt coz of A n C ???
I tot u wer d A !!!!
':):):( :);) ;)'...arch
Oh boy !!!
I have also bcum as expressives as d 2 of u !! contagious u c ;)
Ten years later:
1. A and C are playing scrabble on C's land with the scrabble but with A's cash.
2. B has long since realized that if he has money he will only invest in beer.
3. Small a and b are best of friends though A and C are sort of tini wini bit upset about it.
4. Ranj is busy preparing the motor boat which she hopes A, B and C...also also small a, b and c would buy to reach the other island and check out the hunk RBI ;)
5. Jat has made his own Black Pearl to sabotage Ranj's motorboat.
6. Arch wishes that she could use the motor boat for her trip to .... trinidad and tripiland.
7. Shashi is wishing that he shouldn't have written this.
Quick 8 , 9 and 10
8. Everybody is wondering where small a, b and c came from
9. Answer to 8th: What happens when 3 people live on an island with no source for entertainment other than a peace of land and 3 dollars to spend on the land....
10. Answer to 9th: Small a, small b, small c.
Man.. Intuit seems like one fun firm!!
and 'Arch' a happy gal with so much activity on her blog!
The frequent reference of beer makes me believe that A & C(read 'S') are in extreme love with it... which pretty much explains a & c(read 's')...
God knows about b.. I hate clones and test tube babies.. and I assume the island follows 'Monogamy' even though not a part of the 'Republic of India'.
B in spite of all the luv for beer would find it to be too rare and overpriced commodity to invest in ... thanks to the demand generated by A/C(read 'S')/a/c(read 's') and b(unknown source)...
Shashi certainly wishes he had not posted the prior comment.
:);):);).. same old me!
u did answer mr."Not one of those jerks" a lil logically.
bcoz I waz gettin bored of his categorization. First he put ur entry in the "funny story" category, then me in the "chicks" category, u in the "not defensive of her article chick category" and last but not the least himself in the "expressive with the Al Pacino accent" category ;)
And Sasi dear, I would be more interested if u cud rename them Small ab, small ac, small ca so that I can also do a thesis on the social and cultural impact in the island during my spare time while building the boat. This can be a reference material for the small a,b and c's :)
Arch, now I really wanna go to this island...This is so exciting, we get 2 play scrabble with sasi...i can soon be A :)
'Arch' a happy gal with so much activity on her blog!..dat was a killer jat !!! infact a gp of 4 bored ppl not knowin wat 2 do in life s here bloggin all d time !!!
.. n v found d victims also A,B,C..n best past s dier a,b,c...Shashi my dear...ha ha
n even i hope dey practice monogamy der man ..but being jus 3 ppl monogamy mite b unfair..may b its awesome 3some also ;) 4 all u no...v better ask d creator of dos small a,b,c only..so mr'How abt a' plz ans urself b4 v get into crazy fantacies...
yes ranj v need 2 go der !!may b u need 2 build ur a boat fast in sum psychedelic colors n go der wit shrooms!! ..n all des kiddo ab r ba r ca r bc ...god knows wat wil b tripped out ..lol
u quit blogging or ran away to some other location fearing ranjana wud keep paining ur viewers :p?
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